Mark's Story
"So my friend had a bad weekend, because she was out on a date with a guy she's been seeing. So on the date, he's upset becasue the day before, a girl stood him up. This was a little awkward for her, seeing as how she was going out with this guy, and he was complaining about how this other girl stood him up, but she figureed that he was just seeing one of his friends. Perfectly legitimate, if weird. So whatever, that day ends, and she's talking to him the next day, and he spends the whole conversation complaining about how this girl stood him up again, the next day. At this, she gets a little upset, becasue she's being nice enough to spend all this time with him, and he's just complaining about how this other girl isn't spending time with him.
"So she's here, dating a guy who complains about how he can't get any play, outside of her. So how is it that decent guys like me can't get a girl?!"