[ARCHIVE: I spend too much time talking abut things that, ultimately, I don't even consider in the final score. I think I was still just enamoured with the ability to write about anything, so I didn't always make sure I was writing well.]
I was trying to decide whether to post a review of Two Towers, since it's been less than a week. I'm a big opponent of spoilers; I hate people who reveal details to me and I do my damned best to make sure I don't reveal anything that I feel would give someone advance knowledge that they don't want. But when I went to see it Thursday night, one of the fellows that tagged along in our group (I'd never met him before, he was jsut a friend of a friend that was substituting for someone who couldn't be there) had to be told everything that occurred. This was a college kid who had never read Lord of the Rings, or even seen Fellowship despite it being available for rent for more than five months. His response? "Eh, I'm lazy." He even left in the middle to go to the bathroom. So a big fuck you, you ass-monger. Next time you decide to walk into a movie which obviously demands you have previous knowledge of a sort, sit the fsck down and shut you fscking pie hole. Because if you can't be bothered to educate yourself, don't expect people who are trying to watch the movie to explain what's going on to you.
Where was I? Oh yeah. So, people should go see this movie before reading the review. And if not, consider yourself forewarned.
Peter Jackson's The Two Towers is based on the J.R.R. Tolkien "book" of the same title. I say "book" because Tolkien originally planned for Lord of the Rings to be published as a single one thousand page tome. And as one who has read it as such, I can honestly say that it the only way to truly experience the story. The middle child of the three, it suffers from "Empire Syndrome," wherein the film starts assuming the audience has prior knowledge of the characters and ends without a full sense of closure. Towers highlights the separate adventures that the different factions of the Fellowship live through. Frodo and Samwise meet up with the creature Gollum; Merry and Pippen escape captivity and enlist the aid of Treebeard and the Ents; Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas cross the plains of Rohan, stopping to help defend the peoples from Saruman's attack. Popping around here and there, Gandalf comes back from the dead and changes wardrobes. The film serves primarily to establish a new status quo for the final conflict which will be addressed in The Return of the King.
That being said, I give much credit and applause Peter Jackson for not starting off the film with a recap. Although hinted at with the repeated confrontation between Gandalf and the Balrog, what could have been an unnecessary reestablishment of previous happenings was instead expanded and drawn out into a fantastic mid-air battle. Does Gandalf simply fall? No, he retrieves his sword and catches up to the creature of fire and smoke and continues to pummel him all the way down. And that's the way it should be. Two Towers is not meant to be like a James Bond movie, understandable and enjoyable without previous knowledge of the character(s). Towers is a direct continuation of the story started in Fellowship, and though there were probably studio exec breathing down his neck, trying to make him put a recap in the beginning, Jackson understood that such a thing would only be detrimental. This is one of the times where "Empire Syndrome" works to a movie's advantage.
Storywise, the film is looser with its interpretation of the book. Faramir is characterized much more closely to his brother Boromir, and actually takes Frodo, Sam, and The Ring to Gondor. This is something that didn't happen in the book and really shouldn't have happened, but can be traced back to the one little change of making him easier to corrupt. I didn't agree with it, but I can (somewhat) see what the reasoning could be. If he's of the same stock as Boromir, wouldn't he have the same weaknesses? The correct answer, of course, is no, but since in the end he lets the hobbits go, it's a moot point.
The council of the ents was also changed drastically. Ents by nature are a slow and methodical race. They say things slow, the think about things for a long time, and they are not hasty to act. In some ways, the movie stays truer to their nature. They have ignored all the atrocities and happenings in the world so far, why would the fact that the news is brought to their attention by two halflings, a species they didn't even know about before, change anything? But this is something that's bothered me with the book to begin with. Merry and Pippen show up, tell Treebeard what's going on, and then they attack. There isn't much that the hobbits actually do, rather than just send along a message. For that reason, I accept the fact that Pippen "tricks" Treebeard into seeing the evidence firsthand.
BUT.
Ents are slow and methodical in nature. They do NOT wage war and come at the beck and call of a single ent. Perhaps Jackson was trying to make the atrocities seem that much greater, that it could bring even a level headed and thoughtful race to wrath. But in doing so, it changes the constant and unwavering nature of the treeherders. Had Treebeard spared a few moments to reconvene the council, show them the damage, and make an impassioned plea, then less would have been lost. I can see Jackson's reasoning, but I don't believe it to be the right one.
Another point of contention is Theoden. In the book, it is simply Grima Wormtongue's constant interference that leaves the King of Rohan house-ridden and decrepit. In the movie, Saruman has enchanted him and aged his body with spells. This serves to make Saruman more of a threat, in the same way he was handed responsibility for the snowstorm in Fellowship. While the effect of rejuvenating the king was nicely done (first the eyes, then the skin color, followed by the wrinkles), it makes the Theoden's ailments magical in nature and not the effects of neglect.
Other minor points were introduced/or and changed. Haldir and a reinforcement of Elves meet the Rohirrim at Helm's Deep and actually ends up dying there; Aragorn is lost in a battle with the wolves of Isengard, which results in a long sequence soley meant to infuse the movie with a larger presence of Arwyn; some... other... third thing.
But with all these changes, the movie was still on the whole very enjoyable. The soundtrack was spectacular; big and sweeping the way it was meant to be. The sweeping landscapes were breathtakingly beautiful. The acting performances were on spot and convincing (especially Gollum, more on that later).
A movie like this, with armies of thousands, mind-blowing architecture and fantastical creatures, is going to rely heavily on computer graphics, and it does it well. Gollum is great visually. His body is gaunt and faded from decades without exposure to sunlight. The texture mapping or bump-mapping or whatever they do has the right amount of detail and blurriness. The eyes are huge but highly expressive. The wargs are a grotesque cross between hyenas and wolves, there is enough likeness to remind you of other animal hunters, but the body structure is different enough to look like it's own species. The hair rendering is well done; a far cry from the early days of the Coca-Cola polar bear. The thousands of Uruk-Kai soldiers look believable (although this is probably due in part to Jackson's wise decision not to focus on them for very long or upclose). The ents were a mixed bag. My vision was colored, as I half-expected them to look like the Night Elf buildings from Warcraft III. What I saw was a race of imposingly tall, but somewhat spindly looking beings. Some details were fantastic, like Treebeard's bark-like skin, or the mossy composition of his beard. But for a species that I supposed to look like trees, why are they covered in little to no foliage? A barren tree in the middle of a forest is not exactly a good disguise.
Directing-wise, there was only one thing that seemed very out of place to me, and that is Galadrial's narration in the middle. The last time we heard Galadrial narrate in this omniscient manner, where she dips her sight into all the different threads without being there herself, is at the beginning of Fellowship. So when the movie stopped midway and she begin explaining what was going on, it felt very out of place. This was not the beginning of the film; we had seen the things that she was telling us, so there was no need to remind us. My friend Rasthir pointed out that it was somewhat of an address to Elrond, but it is not established that she is talking to him. The last we saw she was on a boat in Lothlorien, not chilling in Rivendale. Without a definite audience, I could only assume she was talking to us. But again, WHY would she tell us these things that we just saw occur?
What ruined the movie for a lot of people I know, however, was the humor. No doubt everyone can agree that when you saw the movie in the theaters, there was a good amount of laughing at times. And unfortunately, the main perpetrators can be summed up in three words: Gimli, Gollum, and Treebeard. In the matter of Treebeard, the humor was already there. "I don't understand, but then again, you are very small." Lines like these existed in the book, to show how differently the Ent's way of life and thinking were different from Merry and Pippen. We perceive these comments to be funny, and they were written with the intent of being so to a degree.
Gollum is a different case. The scene where Smeagol and Gollum argue and fight for control reminded me of the dialogue between Norman Osborne and the Green Goblin in Spider-Man, which people at my screening laughed at as well. Perhaps this is because I've had friends that fought with their multiple personalities, but I found nothing inherently funny about the exchange. If only heard, the conversation is serious, a truly desperate struggle between the conflicting shards of his being. The conclusion then is that Gollum's appearance was what made the audience laugh. But even that is tenuous, as all possible measures were taken to differentiate between the different sides. Gollum's face was marked with a terrible scowl. His brow was furrowed in anger, and his eyes were focused and smoldering with hate. Seagol's face was soft and complacent, his eyes dilated and kind. And he smiled genuinely, if nervously. And perhaps this contrast is what made people laugh. Had Gollum and Smeagol been two different people (like identical twins or something), I doubt the audience would have laughed. But because they knew it was the same person, they found it hilarious that Gollum/Smeagol was talking to himself. And that can only blamed on the idiocy of the mob mentality. When I saw the movie, I did not laugh at the exchange, so I know that I did not find it funny. And it is my belief that, although the audience was stupid, it was not the intention of the moviemakers that it be funny either.
Gimli, however, has no such excuse. His lines were original (in that they did not appear in the book), they were there purely for humor's sake, and for the most part, they were misplaced. Some parts I didn't have a problem with, like when Gimli was talking to Eowyn. They were making small talk, and both he and Aragorn were obviously trying to lighten her mood. Another one I didn't mind was the "tossing" bit. This was funny because we, as an audience, find humor in the fact that Gimli, who once was too proud to be thrown, understands the necessities of the situation. But the wall scene, where he complained about not being able to see anything, was too much. The battle is about to begin, and the camera surveys the walls of the troops. The faces, young and old, are grim and rain soaked. And then Gimli has to open his mouth. The only consolation is that they made Gimli a funny bad-ass, rather than a funny clown; more like Chewbacca than Jar-Jar Binks, but even that is small consolation. Shame on you, Peter Jackson. There was enough humor in the running enemy count between the dwarf and Legolas, humor that wasn't out of place. Shame on you.
But all these issues were not enough to make the movie unenjoyable. It was thrill to watch, and the movie was very very far from badly done. I don't regret seeing the movie at all, and I recommend that everyone go see it. After you've seen Fellowship, of course. I give this movie 4.75 out of $5.
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